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Certain Times Call For Certain Measures

It’s only when you get to a certain age (for me it was when I started dreaming about email marketing software ) that you realize you have reached a certain age. There’s no warning, so if you’re sixteen years old or even eighteen then don’t think you’re that far away from it; you’re not. It’ll creep up and get you, mark my words.

Yeah you laugh, but you won’t be soon!

Yesterday evening my friend and I were sitting by More

The Thing We Call The Present

People go on and on about the future, don’t they? I have no problem with that, only what about The Present? The Present gets a raw deal in my book. I mean the past is massive, isn’t it? All that endless history and stuff; it’s amazing and much applauded. And the future is even more massive in a funny sort of way; and exciting, because we know it will happen, but we don’t know how. But then you get More

Being a vegetarian and lactose intolerant…

So I’m lactose intolerant. That means I stay away from meat and dairy, though its hard to avoid milk.

So you can imagine me at a supermarket, checking the ingredients for any milk products, on the sides of the plastic packaging of groceries, they love to make it so hard for us lactose intolerants, like they have some sort of vendetta against us because we can’t drink milk. In restaurants its no easier, despite working as a waitress, when I More

50 Things About Me

1.My middle name is Anne, after my grandmother who died before I was born.

2. I was nearly called Adam when my parents thought I was a boy.

3. I’m an Aries if you believe in that kind of rubbish.

4. I am lactose intolerant.

8. Avoiding milk is hard! Like super hard!

9. I have been vegetarian for 3 years now.

10. Now and then I eat fish.

11. I have never watched big brother.

12. When I was a kid I wanted to be a stripper!

13. I did media studies!

14. I got a 2:2.

15. My degree is border line useless.

16. I have resigned approximately 7 times in my life and I may do so again soon!

17. I have lived in Nepal for 2 years when I was a kid.

18. I have a phobia of enclosed places.

19. I have recurring nightmares about Jordan sitting on me.

20. I once bit a Jack Russell Terrier.

21. I prefer winter to summer.

22. House is my favourite TV show of the moment.

23. I have two brothers.

24. They are both unsuccessful musicians.

25. I still can’t drive.

26. My favourite colour is green.

27. I forget my own birthday.

28. I am also really bad with names and but great with faces.

29. I have seen The Mighty Boosh live 4 times.

30. I can listen to the same song 100 times in a row and not get bored.

31. My flat mate often wants to kill me for listening to the same song 100 times in a row.

32. I hate going to music gigs and I don’t know why.

33. When I panic I call people Steve.

34. I have been beaten up on night buses 4 times.

35. I hate night buses.

36. I will pay pretty much anything for a taxi if it’s either that or a night bus.

37. I love the sound of running water.

38. There is no 38.

39. Out of all the people who did my media studies uni course, 2 of them have jobs in media.

40. I try my best to never swear, I believe it reduces the impact.

41. I never finish books.

42. I have been in 5 bands in my life, none of them became massively famous.

43. I have met All Saints once. They were boring.

44. I know all the Corr lyrics (lie)!

45. I lost my virginity at 23!

46. I steal candy from babies.

47. I have the soul of a poet… in a jar in the fridge.

48. If you look into my eyes you can see the insides of my eyes.

49. I believe the world will end at the beginning of 2011.

50. I not Christian but for some reason I still think I’m going to hell when I die.