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Don’t Touch That Dial!

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OK, I have a new favourite ad. You might have seen it already cos when it came on TV the other night and I went crazy watching it, my flatmate just looked at me like I was crazy, and said “Have you not seen this before?” I guess working at the bar most nights I don’t watch nearly as much TV as I used. Usually that’s a good thing, but there occasional moments when the TV guys get it right, More

The Awkward Conversation

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This post is about music. Or maybe not about music so much, but more about peoples attitudes to music. This is a post about that horrible moment which repeats itself throughout the world and history over and over again, and one that has been had ever since there was enough music available that choice and opinion existed. It is the moment when someone asks you at a party, “So, what music do you like?” I always hated that conversation (mainly More

Listen To Old People!

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I often find myself wrestling with the conundrum of why it is that young people are supposed to be more interesting to listen to – or at least know more about exciting stuff that should be interesting – than really, really old people are. Or at least that is what a lot of people think. Surely the older generation have had a lot of excitement themselves, haven’t they? It doesn’t get a lot more exciting than dodging land-mines and falling buildings as enemy planes bomb and cries of terror scream from around every waiting corner. That’s the stuff that young people nowadays, with their ipods and obscure knowledge of vaginal plastic surgery, would faint at the site of.

My point is that the older generation need to be listened to. Don’t just fob them off as boring and bitter about life, even if they are a bit. Think about it for a second: if there was to be a third world war now, wouldn’t you be slightly bitter about that in twenty years time? Imagine if you will, living in a world where nobody remembers that the third world war ever happened, but to you it happened yesterday…to you the memories that plague you during the night are as terrifying as they were all those years ago…

That’s why I love listening to my grandparents. They have all kinds of tales to tell which are enlightening and fantastic (even after one thousand hearings). These are things which we should listen closely to, just in case we face a war one day. We’d have wished that we’d have paid more attention to what they were saying after all…


The Terror Everyone Should Know About

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Truly, people frighten me. Normally I go most days without thinking what a miserable race us humans are, but the other week I went a whole week thinking just that.

They were slaughtering dolphins in Japan. Not just a few here and there. Every single day hundreds of dolphins swam unknowingly in to the secret un-named cove and every morning the fisher-men – if you can call them this: I have several other names for them – come and murder the dolphins using spears. There is no easy way to watch something like that: the documentary footage showed the men going in to the boats, and the next second the water was blood red.

The thing that really bothered me wasn’t the actual murdering, it was what happened immediately after…the dolphins trying desperately to flee the bay, cresting the water as the blood gushed out behind them…then finally succumbing to their injuries…

It was nothing less than truly horrific, and as if that isn’t enough, the story gets worse.

The next thing: the meat is being sold as whale meat in supermarkets in Japan. My point? The people of Japan don’t even know this is happening for the most part. It truly is disgusting on a mammoth scale.

Hopefully, in the near future, this terror will be held up to justice. In time I hope that the government will stop allowing this to happen and let the dolphins swim free as they should. We will need a lot of hope. Part of me thinks that by the time people realize that botox injections are a waste of money and killing dolphins is wrong, it will be too late. Why? Easy: there’ll be no dolphins left to help.

I wonder what it’s Like being A Bird

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I wonder what it’s Like being A Bird

How you ever wondered how it feels to live the life of a bird? I do. Both the humans as well as the birds belong to the same planet, the same nature, the same universe, yet there seems so much contrast and diversity in the lives of the two.

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The greatest advantage of being a bird is that you have full freedom to do what you want. There are no restrictions. You are the More

Humans Being Humans

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The recent disaster in the Gulf of Mexico highlights quite well, I think, what our race has become. A pain in the backside obsessed with laser treatments and getting its own way is what, if you ask me. What am I going on about you may well ask? Well, yesterday I saw a documentary on the harrowing events which led up to the oil spill; pictures of poor sea-life. Rare turtles that has drunk the oil and perished. Birds the More

Bug-Bug-Bugged

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Bug-Bug-Bugged

Something has really been bugging me for a while, and (along with what vaginal tightening entails, because ugghh, I just saw an ad for it on TV and it does not look pretty…) it’s this: what is it with people thinking that those who choose to get tattoos are thugs and hussies and madmen / women?

What a load of rubbish!

Case in point is this:

Every day for the last two years I have walked past the same tattoo More

First Impressions Count

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I am always, always, always getting in to trouble because of the way I look. It’s always been that way. I just have that kind of a persona, I suppose. When I was a young girl I was the rogue who played with the boys and hated things like summer beach dresses (you can imagine I didn’t get invited to little girls’ parties very often–especially in July and August) and when I grew up I immediately became the kind of More

Celebrity Culture: A Concise Rant

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Celebrity Culture: A Concise Rant

Here is something that I am totally willing to admit to anyone who asks; I am absolutely rubbish at keeping up with celebrity culture. Seriously I am about as clued up on the state of Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston/all their damn adopted/natural/shared children as I am on the current rates of Stratford flats and houses for rent.

In my defense, it’s not because I don’t read the papers, or I am a hermit that never leaves the flat, it’s More

Just because I work in a Bar–

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Just because I work in a Bar–

–does not mean, in any circumstances that I want to sleep with you. I work in a bar in the middle of Camden, don’t get me wrong it is a great bar. We do great gigs (sometimes my band even plays there), and it is a totally happening place to be if you are in your twenties and really like rock music. If you are more into the pop scene, with the wags, and the pink clothing, and the high More

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